Al pal

ain't no twitter in heaven

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

*walking into courthouse*
Dad: "okay guys can't bring weapons inside"
Me: "so I should've left my killer personality at home"

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

is walking in the rain therapeutic or am I just depressed

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

this was my olympics

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

@brimmullins @JoeBiden 6 months late to this favorite because I forgot Twitter existed

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

my toxic trait is NEVER finishing a tv series because that just feels like a wee bit too much commitment for me & I’m not ready to be hurt by it ending 😀

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

HONESTLY THOUGH. She’s 16...she’s going to make mistakes yet why is it okay for people to say stuff like this when she DOES make a mistake...?

[Jazz Thornton @Jazzthornton_]

A message to Gen-Z.
@charlidamelio I’m so sorry. #charlidamelio #CancelCulture

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

hi Twitter, I GOT MARRIED TO THE LOML 🥰

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

@_JDMorales02 no tips but I’m sorry bro :( anxiety sucks

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

@Tobyhowelll you’re dumb

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

@littIe_lo To be honest, it’s not flattering either. Like you aren’t doing me a favor by asking me to read over something for you...

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

I’m sorry, maybe I just don’t get it...but is it worth risking people’s lives to open a school?

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

welp, it finally happened. Had the breakdown my mind was waiting 3 months for :) come pack for pt 2

[Howl Pendragon @_JDMorales02]

Floridans:

[Lo @littIe_lo]

Everyone was right about water this stuff is great

[Lorenzo Dijon @renzod87]

Can I get a retweet for no reason 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

@EstherShemeth you are the coolest person alive

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

I have a confession: up until the age of 11, I thought “Head & Shoulders” shampoo was indeed for your head & shoulders. I washed those puppies all the time.

[unfriendly frnki @ThisBeLi]

We have been tricked into thinking each of our hobbies has to be monitized and turned into a “side hustle“ instead of just enjoying them for free bc the world is expensive, we are underpaid, & anything that isn’t productive is seen as useless/frivolous..

[Al pal @alliebernatek]

@JetBlue you’ve done it. You’ve secured me as a flyer for life.