allison

University of Michigan '21 | NJ | NYC

[rachel @RachChamp_]

Can’t believe that today a gynaecologist told me that a hysterectomy wouldn’t be considered as an option for my debilitating period pain on the off chance that I divorce my wife, my sexual orientation changes, I meet a man and decide I want children 🙃🙃🙃

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

the reaction to lorde’s new music has taught me that when most fans expectations aren’t met by an artist, they can’t tell the difference between the music being bad and the music just being different

[did lorde release a new album today @DidLorde]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DID!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Lorde vibes through a quarter-life crisis on 'Solar Power.' https://t.co/33VDhjXmT2

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conservatives Blast Simone Biles For Robbing Them Of Opportunity To Criticize Her Win https://t.co/dlDN5f3UIL

[New Jersey @NJGov]

NATIONAL NEW JERSEY DAY

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[did lorde release a new album today @DidLorde]

THE PRETTIEST WOMAN ALIVE LORDE’S BACK

[did lorde release a new album today @DidLorde]

nO ALBUM BUT A LEAD SINGLE AND A MUSIC VIDEO I’M PASSING OUT https://t.co/09N8cdAaiI

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

this is what caitlyn jenner did after killing someone with her car

[chance @chanceposts]

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

[allison @allieecohen]

@KidWoe king <3

[allison @allieecohen]

just found out i’m built like an airpod don’t txt

[allison @allieecohen]

@KidWoe perhaps facetime me back

[allison @allieecohen]

@KidWoe stop that sir