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[allie @alliefjb]

Nowhere does it say that you must choose randomly *among the 4 options presented.* If you're choosing randomly from the set of all possible conceivable answers, the prob of doing so correctly is in fact 0%.

This is actually a reading comprehension question, not a math question.

[allie @alliefjb]

@sidmogging yknow, I never put much stock in the "Sid has OCD" jokes, but seeing this...

[allie @alliefjb]

@fatfatpankocat Very purrfessional. 10/10, would hire.

[allie @alliefjb]

@Catsillyness I think your pawlm tree's just growing some new branches

[allie @alliefjb]

@HamHock42 do you think that divorces take effect on the day after the couples' wedding anniversary

[allie @alliefjb]

@penguins OK, I love the cat puns, but it should *clearly* be "Mario LeMew."

[allie @alliefjb]

@puckdrop he's quoting (sort of) Mark Twain https://t.co/PnnFXCzb2l

[allie @alliefjb]

@Heathers_Photo @PghZoo worth it

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

NEW: Girl lion cub born to lion parents at the @PghZoo @TribLIVE

She will be named in the near future

[Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium @PghZoo]

The Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium has news to roar about! A female African lion cub was born on Sunday, April 5, to nine-year-old parents: mother Scarlett and father Hondo. The cub is expected to make her public debut in late summer. Read more here: https://t.co/FBfkV9qn5I

[allie @alliefjb]

@silovsparty Nice!

The arcs/curves along the white band at the bottom kind of call to mind the bridges, was that on purpose?

[allie @alliefjb]

@fatfatpankocat oh, her little bow... 🥹

[allie @alliefjb]

Helpful to know, but I hope I'm not the only one who was initially delighted to (mis)read that hantavirus is part of the bunnyvirus family

[Monica Gandhi MD, MPH @MonicaGandhi9]

HANTAVIRUS: Let's start with obvious. Global pandemics in 1918 (influenza) and 2020 (coronavirus) are from viruses easily spread by respiratory contact which is why flu/coronaviruses most of concern for pandemic potential. Hantavirus is an RNA virus in bunyavirus family, can be

[allie @alliefjb]

@genosbest yesssss 🐧🐧🐧👍

[allie @alliefjb]

@sammyersson i mean, its CEO married known wildman Connor "I'm scared of ketchup" McDavid, so what did we expect, really

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

on a scale of 1 to a 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

[NHL @NHL]

Players with 21 point-per-game seasons: Sidney Crosby.

End of list.

[el flaco merlin @puchito333]

me gusta el concepto de ascender a la locura en lugar de descender