Allie Johnson

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@Thesupercole Zander,zeric, Zane, zevi, zack

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@vandy244 Wait, is this not how our fathers handle their frustrations during wrestling season already???? 😆

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@Tousheigh This job blows...

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

Stores send you coupons for clothes for your birthday, how about some coupons for dental or vision appointments? 😆

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

If my son yells “WHAT!” back at me from the living room one more time after I say his name, I’m gonna cry. He’s growing to fast.

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@thek1288 I think I asking him if he was kidding me. And he answered “no”

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

Someone told me boys were easier than girls... I find it hard to believe when my almost two year old comes into the kitchen bare assed just to throw his diaper at me 😐

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@2015shelby Just sleep and hope you hear the sirens 😆

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

I still can’t get over Derek Shepherd’s death... #GreysAnatomy

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@JadeKAndrews My son is obsessed with Despicable Me 3. We are on number 4 today.....

[Sweet Jones Jr. @205jw]

Watch until the end 😱

[Jenna @jennagreer_]

I don’t know what i was expecting his reaction to be but it definitely wasn’t that LMAO

[Braiden Turner @bturner23]

“Thanks for letting me punt, appreciate it. Felt good to get out there again”-Dustin Colquitt to Pat Mahomes😂😂😂

[Brandon Hewitt @slow5point0]

Topeka Fucking Kansas Y’all

[•kam• @kam__jones]

if i walked outside and saw my hubby doing this... we are headed to make baby #2

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

Never the wrong time of year for a little xmas movies #ChristmasVacation

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

*Dev's phone clicks*
Dev: who would literally be snapping me this late.
Me: It's 10 o'clock.
Dev: Oh... Feels late.
Old man probs 😂😂😂

[Allie Johnson @alliejay27]

@OMGitsMazie can you just cook for me lol

[eve @_ayeitseve]

help a girl out!!!!!!