allie 🪻🪺🪡

liberation for all

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

NEW CAPYBARA SIDEKICK

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

If they're turning engineers into activists they have been doing unfathomable evil behind the scenes

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[claire @mountaintuuna]

i cant concentrate on work cause i keep watching this gif over and over again

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[three saw m&m x3 💛💙 @threeodore333]

I went to Wendy's today and now I have 2 Bello Mendys

[Scarlet💌🐾💋 @brinabusywoman]

I hope these pics never stop

[Culture Cave @CultureCave_]

Zendaya and Tom Holland stun in first wedding and honeymoon photos since tying the knot.

(Via BCWire)

[alex @rslashchips]

The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them

[tanya ₊˚⊹ ᰔ @tankajah4ri]

I’m back in the crochet game, here’s a minion i made, he says papoi

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the claim "donald trump is not a pedophile" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that donald trump is a pedophile.

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[frick @gofrickurself]

When you just up