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while we r here we might as well dance

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

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[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

idk what i meant to say when morgan asked me why i was hungry but it definetly wasn’t “my raging alcoholic appetite..” that’s just not right

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

excuse me it’s 2022 why aren’t the talking dog collars from UP! a thing yet??? #disney #is #futuristic

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

anyone else use snapchat as a diary? so convenient lol

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

@Venmo can i get a collab between you and @instagram? serious inquiry 👀

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

did anyone else’s mom’s make them toast w butter and cinnamon sugar? dam that rocked.

[laura plant @lauralouu30]

storm chasin in West Texas

[Sïth Lørd 🪐 @TheRealJedi__xx]

No seriously

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

just found out 57 is divisible by 19 i am SICK TO MY STOMACH

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

the bags under my eyes aren’t even designer, they’re just overtime 🥲

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

me: *buying 2 bottles of champagne* *pulls out ID*
cashier: “... I don’t need to see that. you have green fingernails. I would hope you’re 21.”
.... don’t know how I feel about this encounter yet.

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

a guy just posted a snapchat of him at the gym, “what’s your excuse?” & i wanted to type WORKING 50 HOURS A WEEK, FEEDING & WATERING MY DOG, SCHOOL, WASHING MY HAIR, MY CHRONIC DEPRESSION... but i held back. world can’t handle my honesty. 💗

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Hahahaha 47% of Americans still plan to travel for Thanksgiving. Turns out when we clapped for healthcare workers at 7 PM we meant, "encore"

[allie owens 🌼 @allieo313]

do u ever feel so out of it that engaging in reincarnation seems like a good option