Allie Reuben

Do you ever get the feeling someone is following you?

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

I think my Teams message to my boss today pretty much sums up trying to work while the world is imploding. #democracydiesindarkness

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

Ahh the first day of interns- so awk. You're way-over dressed, you're eating pretzels from the kitchen because you're too afraid to go to lunch, and you're reading the IT manual 7 times trying to look busy while you wait to be given work.

#InternSeason #interns

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@acrosstheward The writing is fantastic…can’t wait for the metal you collect at Cannes!

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

I might be loopy and scrolling on Zillow but…If there are pre-war apartments does that mean there are war apartments?

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

winter's almost over which means it's almost time for me to switch from iced coffee to iced coffee

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

relationships come and go but your Dunkin' order is for life

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@adweak BREAKING: This mug (I’m clumsy)

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

Oh ChatGPT is gonna replace copywriters?
Could ChatGPT do *this*?: (Procrastinates for 6 hours)

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

I know this is just as the queen wished her death would be honored. 👑 #QueenElizabeth

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@acrosstheward @juancholarrap I meant there's cold soup...so cereal=soup. Case closed?

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@acrosstheward @juancholarrap What about Gazpacho?

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@acrosstheward Are you subtweeting me?

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

A woman came up behind me last night and hummed the Jaws theme song in my ear for a couple blocks. NYC♥️

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

If I'm being really honest with myself, I would 100% be swindled by the Tinder Swindler.

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@acrosstheward I think I had a mild heart attack over that game!

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

I won't have to see Brady and Gronk drunk on a boat after winning a Super bowl for their new team again? Greatest b-day gift ever.

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

I'm having trouble processing the fact that my Spotify Wrapped top artist was Hugh Jackman.

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

What’s the correct salutation for someone going on maternity leave? It’s not “have a great baby!” right?

[delia @delia_cai]

"Perf!" she typed (things were not perf)

[Allie Reuben @alliereuben123]

@acrosstheward Way to B Positive