Gerg Ward

Associate Creative Director @ BBDO
Why do we cry when it's the onions that get hurt?

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

I absolutely, positively, unequivocally must know who is responsible for this

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

transphobia is a legitimate brain disease that eventually causes people to suspect EVERYONE of being trans. we are watching that happen in real time on a website run by a transphobic dead beat dad freak. this harms trans women AND ciswomen. yall are WEIRD AS FUCK

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

So excited for this work to finally be live. Congrats to the whole team for working around a clock to bring it to life — from package design to web design to filming a commercial inside the apartment of the former mayor of NY. A total dream-come-true.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

100 % Arabica coffee beans roasted right here in America 🇺🇸You will taste the difference! Order today at. https://t.co/9ZXtDxyWdg

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

“Dad, can you tell me the story of the 2023 Iowa Hawkeyes”

[Moxie Pictures @MoxiePictures]

Frank Todaro puts yes to work with his latest for @servicenow

[john @johnsemley3000]

watching Rick Steves' Europe.

[derek walker @dereklwalker]

Good copywriting isn't not about how intelligent or smart the person is.

High intelligence is not a major driver for what makes a good copywriter. It may be a hinderance.

Good copywriting is human smart, not book smart. It's the power of observation and listening that are key.

[wint @dril]

the ceo of cash4gold just called me, crying. he tells me this—he says people arent respecting his brand on twitter. i fucking hate this site

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

@mikegolicjr The "goodbye" portion of every phone call lasts at least 1 minute longer than it should.

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

Just make a pyramid of money and set it on fire.

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

This is the reality of today. I know, because we lived it.

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

Those crypto super bowl ads are just gonna keep getting funnier by the day

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

I have watched Iowa football for 20+ years.

[D🅰️hz🅰️n @D4hz4hn]

Name someone who went through more pain then her, I'll wait

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

So much talk about Metaverse this and multiverse that
how come nobody will read-a-verse
of the bible

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

Eminem saying "ope there goes gravity" was the midwest's cultural peak

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

@alliereuben123 @juancholarrap Are you tossing your cereal in a blender before eating it?

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

Adding dairy or sugar to coffee is far more psychotic than just drinking it black

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

@juancholarrap @alliereuben123 There's always exceptions

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

@alliereuben123 @juancholarrap Feels like that’s firmly in the soup camp

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

@juancholarrap @alliereuben123 Unless you are boiling your cereal in milk, then no it is not soup.

[Gerg Ward @acrosstheward]

@alliereuben123 potentially for sure