Alligator Moe

2011 Bachelor Champion 🏆

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

@ryanhallyall standing by for full plum wildage in NYC❤️… #snowicane2026

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

I have cured hiccups

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

Putting in an official request for an Olivia Dean @NPR Tiny Desk Concert in early 2026

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

@LesterHwang69 @AaronBogel2620 Bogel brain

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

Call her Jane the way she Fonda me

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Just told the pilot I’m in a rush—said he’d see what he could do (I’m sitting in Economy Plus)

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@Trustpilot @Trustpilot of course you would say that. @scamadviser care to chime in?

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Can I trust @Trustpilot ?

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It’s never worked, they never tell me the confidential information 😉

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

Whenever someone says “I can’t say, it’s confidential”, my brain won’t let me focus on anything other than getting that confidential information out of them

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

@Snapple @Snapple To clarify, I’m drinking Diet Snapple—are the Diet Snapple Facts diet facts?

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Snapple facts have been boring me recently. @Snapple step it up.

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@Snapple I just got the same fact 2x in one week you lazy fucks. Maybe try riddles? Just trying to find solutions over here bc clearly there is a problem.

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@ThoughtsOut13 @FootyUncle @StoneJack calling you in for support

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@ThoughtsOut13 This can’t be

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Just want to say—shout out to emails

[Raoul Kennett @ThoughtsOut13]

I’ve been thinking about whether @B1NG__B0NG__ is going to join my bar crawl tonight. They say never meet your hero’s but in this case I’m willing to make an exception.

[Alligator Moe @alligatormoe]

Been pissing on the toilet seat all week & just blaming our house guest when my wife brings it up #freedom

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@MTA you’ve gotta be fuckin me right now

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@B1NG__B0NG__ We all know you’re a double dipping whack