יהודית | jess

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[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

my uber driver saw my magen david and was like "are you jewish" so I said yes and he went "then I bet you'll like this" and he started playing bagpipe music

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

everyone makes fun of demisexual like oh you just don't want hookups and like. no i straight up do not check people out

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

coming to the realization that i am demisexual and not asexual and that I cannot for the life of me make peace dating someone who is attracted to other people even though that is 100% normal

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

life update: divorce

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work bathroom is playing pantera??? go off

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Nicole Kidman put the forehead botox DOWN

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Rachel just tried to tell me sasquatch was a vegetable

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Severely unwell

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Nvm

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all i can think about is Nosferatu

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

all i can think about is Nosferatu

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

tyson v paul is my only reason to live atm

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owning the libs by making sure i can't see the milky way

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the best part of camping in a dark sky park is the RV people that have flashing red white and blue led fences around their entire campsite

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the demons in me are whispering to move to east texas

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

i thought this was a satire account and it's not. absolutely fascinating posts.

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i just think it's interesting that I missed the last couple episodes of hotd and still haven't seen a single spoiler

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1 week later at urgent care with inflamed eardrums RIP lol < 3

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I DID IT my ears are pain free i can fly again I'm so happy i could cry 😭😭😭 i never thought i would fly again

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Florida day 1 sighting: walmart woman in the produce section with a full on cigarette in her mouth

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I feel so free i can travel again I'm cryin

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

I DID IT my ears are pain free i can fly again I'm so happy i could cry 😭😭😭 i never thought i would fly again

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

My first flight in two years since my inner ear issues have improved pls pray i don't burst an eardrum 🙏

[יהודית | jess @alligaytorr]

My first flight in two years since my inner ear issues have improved pls pray i don't burst an eardrum 🙏