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[alli @allih_15]

last night I had a dream about riding on a horse but my dream brain couldn’t remember how that worked so I was riding it like this

[alli @allih_15]

who did this fr ill find u

[alli @allih_15]

thirsty but the only water fountain around is the fountain of malice and despair

[alli @allih_15]

✨✨✨💫🦅💕

[alli @allih_15]

Italy please get going on this.

[alli @allih_15]

they should make a spool of yarn but it’s one reaaaally long spaghetti noodle

[alli @allih_15]

was thinking of turning more book titles into acronyms for example just a start, war and peace could be WAP?

[alli @allih_15]

accidentally ghosted my dentist for like 3 days how do I fix this

[alli @allih_15]

like who up doing this fr ???

[alli @allih_15]

need this summer to be abt working on a car but Im laying on that rolling thing that rolls you under the car but then a mysterious character walks up and presents an intriguing call to action and I begrudgingly accept, and we learn to respect each other as we complete our mission

[eliza @elizamclamb]

The best thing about cats is that they don’t have a dog smell. For example one of my cats smells like Chex Mix and the other one smells like a Webkinz. Just one of the many ways they illuminate my humble life

[alli @allih_15]

do you NEED your inhaler or do you WANT it…🙄

[alli @allih_15]

transformers going from robot to car is giving fur suit/ fursona, transformers going from car to robot is giving werewolf during full moon. but I am open to constructive criticism

[alli @allih_15]

checkmate tech bros

[alli @allih_15]

I’m sending you a link right now that if you open it you will be teleported directly to Nicolas Cage. can your “AI” do that? that’s what I thought…

[alli @allih_15]

pig latin really fell off….

[alli @allih_15]

just got a dog boutta teach it jujitsu

[alli @allih_15]

@carrotprone YES QUEEN!!!!!

[alli @allih_15]

let mr beast into my house and now he’s standing on my roomba gliding around the living room

[alli @allih_15]

@denalyn_vasquez A CULTURAL MOMENT IN OUR TIME

[alli @allih_15]

@Eric_Conn massive snowflake alert lmao guy is having a meltdown about women’s pants🫡