big al

manny heffley’s #1 fan

[big al @alliisonjackson]

almost tried to clock out with my car key, i love working overnight♥️

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

If we were two sunflowers I would have faced you instead of the sun

[big al @alliisonjackson]

maybe time for me to get a lizard or small rodent. much to think about

[krish @kr1shcore]

the day i stopped reading geronimo stilton my downfall started

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

bored . i am going to wander off

[ؘ @vanyIac]

please bring back kissing women's hand. it's the most romantic thing.

[Danielle @behindnmetaints]

sisyphus prolly cheeked tf up walking on that incline everyday

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Snoopy hates that likes are private now btw

[big al @alliisonjackson]

this is so un-player of me😞

[big al @alliisonjackson]

who up dusting they trinket rn🫣

[big al @alliisonjackson]

@emicisne how to delete someone else’s tweet?

[big al @alliisonjackson]

fuck my privacy🗣️

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

bad day for people who are always performing for the imaginary voyeur

[big al @alliisonjackson]

this is impossible. #MyXAnniversary

[big al @alliisonjackson]

grown men should not be wearing flip flops. i will not be elaborating further.

[big al @alliisonjackson]

i don’t understand why you wouldn’t sit on a public toilet seat, but be completely fine with someone else wiping up/sitting in your pee