alli🌞

you can’t spell deity without diet

[alli🌞 @allilederer]

@grimeygav fly, hot, sexy AND beautiful

[alli🌞 @allilederer]

came home to my mom drunkenly giving my dad a mohawk in the kitchen

[Brady @pebbut]

that girl with the peanut allergy from hereditary deserved it. why r u eating a random cake at a party ur not even supposed to be at. ruined the whole vibe and then also died fucking idiot

[gill @contactabrother]

if u get high and go on about ur day im seriously scared of u

[pj @pjayevans]

Just watched the devil wears Prada. It’s not actually the devil , just some Lady

[alli🌞 @allilederer]

i miss him (multiple men)

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

she was so misunderstood. i get her

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

Meghan Markle at the funeral

[alli🌞 @allilederer]

when the adderall hits and I reply 2 days late to every single happy bday post on facebook

[naman @deleuzesionaI]

by age 23 you should have at least two tattoos that you don’t regret but still make u kinda go “hmmm”

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[alli🌞 @allilederer]

savings account??? you mean the money i find in my pockets on laundry day?

[alli🌞 @allilederer]

before anything….i am a hater