Allison Myers

Displaced New Mexican. Proud supporter of turn signals and public radio. Free indeed.

[Helena @saintkikismith]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

texting my group chats that Taylor and Travis are engaged

[🥹 Jack 🥹 @altyjacky]

No one cares that you hate Taylor Swift btw

[kelly @khart_10]

Kind of insane that these two creatures are responsible for giving us the most intimate Taylor Swift interview of all time. #NewHeights #TS12

[just matt @questionableway]

the fundamental rule of our era is that everything is political, except politics, which is entertainment

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

I genuinely think if you went to the nearest costco and took everyone in there, employees and shoppers, and replaced everyone in US congress with the costco people, we might have a real chance at turning this country around

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Kurt Vonnegut; the country that we love still exists at the public library

[lisard king ☭ @iamagodard]

“love island” “labubu” “addison rae” “f1 the movie”

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

An MLB cameraman can't see the cat at all, but he can perfectly determine the cat's current location just by looking at the crowd.
He's so professional!

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if you’re still calling x twitter STAY IN LINE

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

It must be miserable to genuinely think scientists, historians, and journalists spent their entire lives lying to you, but a reality TV celebrity with decades of documented fraud is your sole source of truth.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

This was barely a decade ago.

2 competent, fully coherent, men in their 50s/60s disagreeing at the margins about ways to make our society a little more productive. Nothing but respect for one another.

We’ve completely spiraled out of control politically since then.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

There is exactly one generation that can rotate a pdf and there will never be another. The knowledge dies with us.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

No honor. Utterly incompetent.

[Allison Myers @allimyers]

@jawwdin__ Not Heidi and heather 😭

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

I will say Republicans getting 100% into electric cars is proof God has a sense of humour.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It is legal to criticize the president. It is legal to criticize the president's actions. It is legal to criticize the president's advisors. It is legal and patriotic and the blood of a healthy society to hold those in power accountable, and even to mock them. Remember it.

[ally @missmayn]

we need to stop electing 70 and 80-year-olds who see everything coming out of silicon valley with the awe of medieval peasants witnessing a magic trick.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

IN: ice cream sundaes, telling people you love them, sundresses, two iced coffees in one day, mary oliver, walking as a way of connecting to the world, saying “what the hell, sure”

OUT: cruelty, overnight oats, mittens, the gym, letting the moment pass you by