Jeff Nickoloff

Software engineer and author. Keep a blog and wrote Docker in Action. Iterating on products, projects, knowledge, and passion.

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Taco bell: Do you want to round up the price of your order to the next dollar?

Me: Do you want to round down? No that sounds fucking stupid? IKR?

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@rakyll It’s all commodity. In the absolute best case think of AI like vodka, the products are indistinguishable, and the only thing that matters is the relationship with your customer.

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I'm a capitalist and a lover of free markets. I think American companies who can meet the complex needs of government contracts are wonderful examples of these pillars working together. Not one tax dollar should go into any kind of bailout. No debt guarantees.

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@ibuildthecloud We may as well turn off the internet at this point.

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@ProductHunt I follow Product Hunt.

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@donnfelker @cursor_ai They work great in languages for which there is overwhelming public discussion, documentation, open source, and stolen closed source software... so JavaScript.

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@austingunter It all sounds great until you ask someone to pay for it.

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@egoiscof @levelsio It isn't about making games. It is about TALKING about using AI to make games. DUH

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@ChrisShort Hustle culture killed RH.

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@d_feldman It is a mistake to think of Tesla as a car company.

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Some asshole got a promo for adding tabs to Google Documents. That is how companies die.

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@webdevMason Who holds the liability in an AI pharmacy?

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@ibuildthecloud You got back to your Java roots?

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@t1agoB @duffysecops @kelseyhightower How long are your ballots? We regularly have very long ballots with many positions and measures.

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@HighyieldHarry Maybe a suppository?

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@mitchellh They can run games, or work makes them use Windows. That’s it.

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Access to purchase a double decker taco is not worth installing a shitty single-purpose fast food app. I’m standing in your store and you won’t let me buy food without getting access to my phone. Guess I’ll make a sandwich.

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Say what you will about the AWS definition of MVP, but Azure feels like a half-assed Frankenstein monster with half the parts missing.

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@swardley Another, “Office encounters” is a thinly veiled name for workplace affairs and missed opportunities for sexual abuse and harassment.

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@lucperkins TF Server / Cloud? CloudFormation?