allison johnson

sure.

[allison johnson @allinic13]

I’ve been in healthcare for roughly 6 years and for whatever reason it still ENRAGES me when patients/family tell me they know what they’re looking at because they watch medical shows.

[allison johnson @allinic13]

The amount of hours on my last four paychecks, including call hours :
1)199.8
2)177.4
3)159.0
4)184.6

Selling my soul to the children’s hospital I guess.

[alexis @alexis_wood_]

did your ex make you scared to fall in love again or are you normal??

[allison johnson @allinic13]

You know you work in the NICU when you get excited to see a nano premie make their way over 2 lbs 🥰😍😍

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make

[allison johnson @allinic13]

Just a PSA:kids are not small adults.

[allison johnson @allinic13]

If you smoke in the car with your kids or anyone else for that matter. you’re trash!

[allison johnson @allinic13]

My upstairs neighbor dog can confirm this message.

[vessence @faporizer]

unbelievable

[allison johnson @allinic13]

One of our fellows is adorable.
Texts me 5 times and calls me once within 3 minutes ~5am for a STEMI
I answer his call and he says “oh good, you’re awake. I’m glad I didn’t wake you up” no pal you did but what’s up 🤣

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

My love language is Tequila and none of y'all seem to get that.

[allison johnson @allinic13]

When Twitter tells you you have 4 DMs but shows you zero.

[allison johnson @allinic13]

I’m sorry but who tf does Bill Gates think he is?

[allison johnson @allinic13]

@elemtee611 Yesss!!

[allison johnson @allinic13]

The “unfollow” function on Facebook and the “mute” function on Twitter are the best thing created with social media.

[allison johnson @allinic13]

I sweeaaarrr to gaaawwd if the St. Louis Cardinal franchise is dumb enough to let go of Yadi.....

[allison johnson @allinic13]

@Mike_Folarin Except I don’t look at the other two and I’m actually looking for a house 😐😶🤗

[allison johnson @allinic13]

Tell me WHY TF I keep looking at 5 bed 5 bath houses for me and my dog?!

[allison johnson @allinic13]

What’s the point if your relationship is only for social media?

[allison johnson @allinic13]

@kris10dycus @eiu #EIU @alexxnicolee11 your turn!!