Allison💡

big gay nerd
💖💜💙

[Allison💡 @allipab]

Me: Spends all day turning lights on and off very precisely
Also me: Can't turn on my bed lamp

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

auld lang syne implies the existence of auld lang cosyne and auld lang tangynt

[OffStageJobs.com @OffStageJobs]

#TheatreHoroscope Aries: Fun fact: an automated lighting fixture that emits more noise than light automatically becomes the property of the sound department, who can then strike it.

[goose @gooselycharm]

advice from link #totk

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@JoePerrano Oof

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YES

Fucking beautiful

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

i just found out that tumblr went to town on this venn diagram i made

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@JoePerrano

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

Dragons don't breathe fire they breathe air like us they breathe air they just produce fire which isn't the same as breathing fire no stop I'm not done stop taking the microphone I'm the best man you have to let me finish my

[Allison💡 @allipab]

we were out of hot chocolate mix and so I made us hot chocolate by melting chocolate chips in oat milk, and it's the best thing I've ever had

[olivia @tochterzwiebel]

obsessed with making etymology charts, here's one showing how suffering, euphoria, and ferret all come from the same root word

[Allison💡 @allipab]

@BlaineLoren Halloween costume for this year

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Happy Valentine's day from these bad little boys

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@dairyadult He's a baaaaby

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@justascorpio97 *his childhood cat

Depiction of the progression of the date:

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"that starts with Y"
"Yo mama!!"
"....Yo-yo Ma?"

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"what does [REDACTED] have that I don't??"
"...Melanin"

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@smophiefrances How the French press was invented

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@justascorpio97