Alli Terhune

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

If a genie granted me one wish I would wish that dogs liked wearing hats

[Alex @wall2wallachy]

Huge day for my fellow Early Risers

[Paul Manning @mobinfiltrator]

Want to know why it’s so hard for #cops to be ‘good apples’...

It was 2007 and I was assisting a call with an officer I’d never met before. He was from another team working overtime. Right in front of me he broke a kids nose with a punch. The septum was clearly deviated and

[Laura Zak @la_wa]

Angelenos, especially those protesting: please stay vigilant about your health so we can be in this for the long haul. I got tested at Dodgers stadium yesterday and already received my results (24 hr turnaround- on a weekend!) schedule appt here: https://t.co/AbwLkAEiQC

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

My teenage sister just called twitter the “quiet Tik Tok”. Merry Christmas 25 is the new 85

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

Update: The Winter Jazz comment section is honestly woke

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

Idk what ya'll are doing still on twitter, I get my hot takes from the live comment feed on a 24 hour youtube study playlist

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

What level of obsessed with my dog am I that I started to worry Planet Earth was too violent to have on with her in the room? (don't tell my therapist about this thanks)

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

For the record, I’m 25 so my PARENTS bought my phone https://t.co/CNFjMSffnI

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Blanket apology to everyone I’ve begged to go camping after two drinks. It was too intense and I do not own a tent.

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

@TigNotaro @wall2wallachy I'm a huge fan, excited to see you on here.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

It’s Alex (@wall2wallachy) tweeting for Tig! I’m excited but also dreading explaining how this is ‘actually huge for me’ at my family Thanksgiving.

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

When the cats away the mice will play (when my husband is out of town I hard boil eggs)

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

@Luicy_J Tbh made this for you only, my one true fan

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

I made a Tik tok about when ur dog sneaks in ur room in the middle of the night

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

If buying gas station Oreos at 8am isn’t a cry for help the warm old flat seltzer I chased them down with absolutely is!!!!!!!

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

@kendunkors Actually you’re the nerd...... the degree says it all tbh 🙄 #foureyes #poindexter #ily #imreallyreallyproudofyou

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

Me Thinking about how my sisters HS graduation is live streamed and how many cool things we can see from far away b/c of technology bring us together.

20 seconds later: psyched by this

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

My favorite cereal? Honey Bucket of oats

[Alli Terhune @alliperfume]

Heartbroken to say I just accidentally interacted with a fb story thinking it was instagram. I wish it weren’t true just as much as you all do. Please give me space