Allisa

Chemically imbalanced digital marketer, dog dad, Pats fan, millennial weirdo lez. She/her/royal we.

[Allisa @allisa]

@brettwl1990 @ByMarkDaniels He’s very obviously not clapping

[Allisa @allisa]

@Patriots @popshotta3 @dreeday32 @chrisgonzo28 Is this loss?

[Allisa @allisa]

@KateShelor @ask_aubry Almost anything

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Seinfeld is more important than anything Musk has ever done, will ever do

[Allisa @allisa]

@KattDriskill @Verity_Holloway When my dog does this I say “Out of our jurisdiction, Grandpa.”

[Allisa @allisa]

@yrbffanna @SaraSeeking @punished_cait New Englanders are kind but not nice

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[Allisa @allisa]

Shout out to dogs for eating the same thing every day and never complaining.

[Allisa @allisa]

@jldallow @foofan22 Omg can’t unsee

[Allisa @allisa]

You love to see it

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[P!nk @Pink]

Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

opening my spotify wrapped

[gabby | hacks spoilers @ceceheaumeaux]

HELP 😭😭😭 she said i really dgaf!

[Allisa @allisa]

The last thing in the world I ever expected was to hear Kate Bush playing on Kiss FM

[Allisa @allisa]

This country truly hates women 🙃

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

I’ve seen some tweets from left wing folks arguing that the Depp/Heard trial is a celebrity tabloid mess and we should be focusing on the real issues right now.

The country is going to shit. You’re not wrong. But we need to talk about this trial, too. Here's why.

[Allisa @allisa]

Johnny Depp is a fucking monster.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It is a little hard for me to take the hand-wringing about non-violent protests outside the homes of Supreme Court Justices seriously when the Supreme Court itself ruled protests outside the homes of *doctors who provide abortions* is protected by the 1st amendment.

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