alli

definitely not a grown up -
sfasu '23 -
she/her 🚀

[🅩ⓔ🅝ⓓ🅐ⓨ🅐ⓢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⓟⓘⓜⓟⓛⓔ ᵛᵒᵗᵉᶠᵒʳᵇᵗˢ @hyyh13434O]

first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.

[Jeremy Pls 🌊🐢 @Jeremy_Pls]

MY GOVERNOR IS MEXICAN
MY SENATOR IS A FREAK
MY TEXAS IS BLUE
MY PRONOUNS ARE YALL
YEE FUCKING HAW

[J O H N @johnholowach]

@cmclymer In January, we hunt Ted Cruz for sport.

[Hot Dog Bong Water 🍊🐻 @amzamtweets]

MY TEXAS BLUE

MY GOD NON BINARY

GREG ABBOTT, FUCK YOU

[Docm77 🐐 @docm77]

Blexas.

Oh yeah.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for a LEGO City building game ‘LEGO SKYLINES’.

Coming soon.

[XBOX @XBOX]

A lot of you would fall for this

[they call me ichi! 🍀 @ichi_dokusha]

second fatson todd giveaway ❤️‍🩹
the most precious boy is coming home to one lucky person!

- simply retweet and like to enter!
- worldwide shipping 🆗

ends apr 15 💌
(shipping only after the 2nd preorder batch has also started intl deliveries haha)

good luck x

[alli @allischnitzer]

@QuestionStan23 Hear me out: mechanic Jason Todd

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Star Spangled Banner #SuperBowlLX #IceOut

[alli @allischnitzer]

@birdyzhao_re Stop pink hood with her little bow mask

[alli @allischnitzer]

@achumu_miya Canon Jason is a girldad gives me life

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Some epic street art

[alli @allischnitzer]

@MCRupdates1 I was like half of them

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"love is in the air" WRONG . THE SWARM !!
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[alli @allischnitzer]

@willowwhirll Wouldn't you

[alli @allischnitzer]

@powerwolfband Southern US I'm begging

[alli @allischnitzer]

@PearlescentMoon @TheOrionSound I'm looking so respectfully-

[alli @allischnitzer]

@smotheexx "I wish I could tell you rn"

The visceral reaction that I'm having to these messages-