Allison ☮️☕️

I’m a mom just trying to live my best life 👍🏻

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

@SpotifyUSA can you please stream the Good as Gold Uber One remix please?? #savings

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

All this is is a @stassi appreciation post

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

I asked the moms at work what their Mother’s Day plans are and the group consensus is “I HOPE NOTHING” and same I want to get nice takeout and eat it on my couch while watching #VanderpumpRules

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

When I’m on #LoveIsBlind Minnesota szn, my thing I’m going to overuse to see if men love me is “do you pronounce it hot dish or casserole” it’s gotta work on someone, right??

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

@LindseyGrahamSC Shut up and save our children that HAVE HEARTBEATS from dying at school

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

@HawleyMO You’re such a silly goose ya dumb betch. How about you work on not allowing our kids to die in school? That would be great thnx

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

@tedcruz Can you just go to Cancun now? We don’t need ya here Teddy

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

@tedcruz You’re a dumb fucko @tedcruz why do you think it’s okay for our kids to die in school what the hell ya bitch

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

Holy shit I’ve been stretchin and I think I get why yoga ppl just are

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

In my harassing the GOP so kids don’t die in school era ✨

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

@GOP should I homeschool my daughter so she has less of a chance dying by gunshot in school?

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

Can someone explain how TEN YEARS have passed and there are still adults that don’t know if their cards have chips. Example- thinking the back of the Mastercard logo is the chip and when you tell them it’s the back of the logo then you become an asshole

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

“I hate it when beer tastes good in the morning” -lady near me at the Fargo airport bar

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

I read a short thing about how French Bulldogs are so expensive bc they need to be birthed via C Section. The fuck??

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

Tomorrow imma be Allison O’SHEA and be an Irish bitch

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

I love how #ozempic keeps advertising like baby no you don’t need more air time the people with diabetes need it

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

JAMIE LEE YOU ARE ALL OF US

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

Olivia write me a poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poison is green
And so are you
🙃🙃🙃

Can I get an UFF DA

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

Me to the potholes on 13th Ave in West Fargo

[Allison ☮️☕️ @allishea07]

Was gonna make a mini hot dish but fuck it let’s make crunchwraps