USA-llison 🇺🇸

Responsibly reckless. Wife & Mom x5
WI ➡️ CA. Loud laugher. Master of dissociation. Conspiracy realist.

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Washington’s Dream For America 🇺🇸😂

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@ValerieAnne1970 In-fucking-sane

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

Drone shows for the win!

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My unpopular opinion is that fireworks are stupid. They're nightmarish for many veterans, they pollute the air, they scare the shit out of pets, and they harm wildlife. There is no reason for them being in set off residential areas.

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@lady_valor_07 Barron

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@mike_solas97 @FlavorFlav Just here to help the algorithm ⏰️

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@Jolly_Rancher Umm, it's called purple, officer

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@kenzietuff Yup, that's what my parents still call it. My toddlers have renamed it the momo

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@macksypowwa My parents call it a channel selector. My toddlers call it a momo

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

My life.

[*clever & forgettable name here* @OpheliasMarbles]

@Favwontmiss One task is never one task. It's 10 tasks in a trench coat.

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@Read_Meee Yeah, I'd get shit from my dad if I didn't call before 8am

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

Hot take: they should've made Father's Day before Mother's Day so the moms can set a precedent to the dads for how it's supposed to be done. (Making a homemade card, saying happy Mother's Day, etc) 🌼 🌸 🌻 🌹 🏵

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

Parents are told, “Introduce ONE new food at a time — like peanut butter — and wait 4–5 days to watch for ANY ALLERGIC REACTION.”

That’s official AAP & CDC guidance. Smart, cautious, and responsible.

Then at the 6-month checkup, the same experts say:

“Here’s 8 vaccines at once — DTaP, Hib, PCV, Polio, Rotavirus, HepB, and more. All together. No problem.”

How does this make any sense?

One new food at a time with a waiting period… but a full cocktail of vaccines injected and given orally all on the same day?

Babies are tiny. Their immune systems are still developing.

Parents aren’t crazy for noticing this double standard and asking questions. We want to protect our children with real informed consent — not blind trust in the schedule.

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

L❤️VE @spencerpratt for L.A. mayor! Please vote!

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

Spencer Pratt crushed the Debate and gave us a banger new Gif

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

https://t.co/cS2eaCDii7

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

I had a literal epiphany after watching this documentary. I left feeling so impossibly stupid and duped. Opened my eyes to so many other psyops

[Bryan @mononaut]

@foundring1 Most people will forever refuse to see what's right in front of them if it contradicts their comfortable narrative of how the world works. Anyone who can watch Dear Wolfgang without having their mind changed is hopeless.

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@mononaut @foundring1 💯

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

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[Dallas Asst Border Czar @DallasKing2022]

@JoshHall2024 @abqbodywork Like we didn’t know 🙄

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

Wink, wink 😉

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@johnsmemes

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@littleapostate Agreed. Nearly 38 weeks pregnant, with a feral 2 & 4 year old. Getting across the medical plaza to bi-weekly NST's is a challenge.

[USA-llison 🇺🇸 @allison6six1]

@iam_preethi So what's the solution?