Allison Gant

My tweets are mostly me pretending I'm funny, cats, #HailState, or #SeizureProbs.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

I want to shout @ASUSUSA for fixing my computer and leaving me a detailed report on my desktop like I'd know what any of it would mean. Thanks!

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

@hankgreen Hank. I literally cannot picture stuff in my head when I was reading ABFE and Andy pictured the AI girl like April because she was beautiful. I was so fucking confused because I literally hadn't been picturing her the whole damn time.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

@poultryofperil Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

When you hear the cowbell on "Holy Revival" ... I know @maisiehpeters is from England and has no stake in college football in Mississippi.... but she's a @msstate fan and you can't change my mind.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

My cousin's kid was sick today, and my other cousin asked her if she had tuberculosis as a joke. I turned into @johngreen so freaking fast. Dropped knowledge all around the lunch table.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

Y'all, I just learned what tism rizz means. I thought it was like giving someone the ole razzle dazzle but for autism. Which probably shows that I'm autistic.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

@maisiehpeters I'll never be able to see you in concert. #SeizureProbs. But I scream it loud in my car.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

Who the heck is this and why does she pop up first when you Google Vincent Van Gogh?

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

I just can't stop listening to it! @maisiehpeters

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

Me: "I don't hold grudges."
Also me staring at my cat: "I'm still mad at you for knocking the meatball off my plate."

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

My dad watching @TheMasters while I work and sing "Green Green Grass" is a fitting way to spend a Saturday. #themasters

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

I don't know who needs to know this, but @Zaxbys egg rolls are surprisingly good.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

"I'm sorry, @JacksonGalaxy," I whisper as I get out of bed at 5 am to feed my cats.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

Who do I talk to @YouTube to get a separate subscription feed for shorts?

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

Shout out to the operator at @msstate_vetmed who helped my cats get along after days of hissing at the sight of the other.

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

@BouncyHaunted That's fine! I'll keep an eye out!

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

@BouncyHaunted *awkward wave* I'm queer disabled with a PR degree!

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

#NewProfilePic

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

After watching @AOC on @colbertlateshow I want to change the world. I am in a hotel room in Nevada armed with a cat. Try and stop me!

[Allison Gant @allison_d_gant]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/aWvzlLjPmc