Allison

[bear @iamblackbear]

ur not shadow banned

nobody cares

[bear @iamblackbear]

i try to accept karma but theres no way i did that much to nobody

[Intel Point Alert @IntelPointAlert]

BREAKING: Active shooter reported at Allen Premium Outlet Mall in Allen, Texas; several injuries being reported

[lip lock @fullonliplock]

Now why would y’all give me this lie to tell

[Duolingo @duolingo]

A plan that doesn’t require you to visit your toxic family every 31 days.

https://t.co/i7UyFOlSjq

[i like food @messedupfoods]

de-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

The Idaho murderer obsessively messaged one of his victims "hey how are you?" over and over on Instagram - so that's something we get to worry about now.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

mfs who eat breakfast got Iife figured out

[GG MAGREE @ggmagree]

Unfortunately I’m about to get sexier

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Let her SPEAK

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[💻 @x3lpmoc]

Y’all wanna breed frenchies instead of chickens and now eggs cost $100

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Oh and i didn’t even get started on fools who hulk out when they can’t find their vape I’ve seen chicks lift couches wit one hand when a vape goes missin

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

I got ppl holding grudges for shit THEY DID to me 😂

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

everytime my phone vibrates, i hope it's u

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

When he doesnt read your mind like he’s supposed to.....

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

disappear if u have to. focus on u.

[bear @iamblackbear]

call me when u get to hell so i know u made it okay