Allison Andre

College graduate. Attempting to figure out this thing called life. Trying to find a place to fit.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill Wow. I’m so sorry. My heart hurts for you.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Safeway how many cars need to be stolen out of a parking lot before y’all decide to do anything?!

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill @TomBrady 😂😂😂😂😂

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill She’s All That was on TV the other day. 😂😂

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

The @Starbucks summer game is rigged! And you can’t tell me otherwise!!

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill @JeffreeStar @RollsRoyce Same.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill I have absolutely no plans for today. I’ve not left my bed all day.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

This makes me so sad! 😭😭😭

[NFL Canada @NFLCanada]

Techno Thursday’s are headed East.

Welcome to Baltimore, @LWillson_82 👀🇨🇦👏

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@realamberheard you are such a dumb cunt. Nobody is paying anything to try to remove you. You’re a shitty actor and an abuser, that’s why we’re getting rid of you. #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #FireAmberHeard #removeamberheard

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

It was a poor marketing move, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@JayInslee if nobody can spend the holidays with their family then you better be in a hotel, away from your wife, on quarantine. Lead by example fucker.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill Who did you end a friendship with?!

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@tanamongeau I volunteer!

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

Listen. Fuck @Jaclynhill for introducing me to this deliciousness! 🤤🤤 It’s soooo fucking good.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@JeffreeStar That’s a good feeling.

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@premiumbusiness could you stop following people for me?!

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Allison Andre @allisonandre]

@Jaclynhill I've heard they're not fantastic. But I think that's more about the people that are invited, not the brands themselves.