A L L I S O N

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

I might be batshit insane but I’m not *24 years old with my high school in my instagram bio* batshit insane

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GOAT?

[A L L I S O N @allisonccherry]

@Rb31Baker Don’t play with me

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

I can’t believe the Eagles and Chiefs get to go to the Rihanna concert

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

white ppl when the function got coleslaw

[AT @sadclown6969]

You know how mommy gets when she can’t find her vape

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

my bf really is my best friend it’s crazy like why are we rolling in bed giggling like little girly besties

[rico @somethinglovely]

y is this me

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[Skoog @Skoog]

couples costume idea

[lara @laranot_laura]

I tried to order a negroni sbagliato with prosecco at a dive bar and they took me around the back and shot me

[aamna (maybe pakistani) @yapistani_]

gotta start them early

[☽ @jorgesque]

Gorillaz - New Gold ft. Tame Impala

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

meowdy pardner

[rico @somethinglovely]

oops

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.