Allison Coles

Ex-scientist, eln promoter, business woman and mummy - not necessarily in that order!

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

If you repeatedly call @virginmedia to cancel and they keep hanging up on you what do you do next?

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@RoyalMailHelp Have sent you the details of the current failure…I only hope it arrives by Friday otherwise the sale will be delayed.

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

I’ve sent a lot of documents up to Orkney in the last year, all of them at the fastest guaranteed delivery. Not one has arrived within the advertised timeframe. One spent 36 hours in Swindon, arriving 2 days late. @RoyalMail #royalmailfail

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@TeslaNewswire Would be nice to have working windscreen wipers…

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Impartiality does NOT mean 50-50!

What Gary Lineker said about the Tory language around refugees is just TRUE:

If you call people vermine (1930s) or an invasion (Suella Braverman), you imply it's OK to kill them. And we've already had a terrorist attack on an asylum facility!

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@Artin06536195 @Tebuforyou @IsabellaMDeLuca https://t.co/HhNEV61nta

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@vadkakukk @cabe15_mc @13sarahmurphy I was thinking maybe he has a cat?

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@GabbyDonald @AmericanExpress @AmexUK They aren't having a good day - no payments are being processed.

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@karcheruk Thank you, I’ve sent you details

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@karcheruk - my mum bought a lawn mower from you at my recommendation - it’s not working and no one will respond to her. Can you help?

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@TradingTin @Glengirly @tillathenun You might want to rethink your ideas of humour when a woman being scared charging her car seems funny.

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

Obviously it’s @BootstrapCook ‘s personal decision what to do in these circumstances, but there is no shame in earning a living to keep yourself and your family housed, warm and fed. It feels wrong that there could be pressure implying otherwise. Jack does an awesome job 💕

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@lwescott Have you tried filling them? I found that the small kilner jars take a typical supermarket spice/herb jar - even though I didn’t expect it

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@ApplexStephen @owen_whiteley @BootstrapCook I’m thinking that @BootstrapCook probably knows more about low budget healthy cooking than most of us. Peanut butter is recommended by he WHO as emergency Food for malnourished infants…

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@SiouxsieW Always!

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

@simoncoles Wow!

[Chris Biggin @chrisbiggin]

Me in our ITU on 20th May 2020.

I really hope the 25-strong team caring for me that day popped outside later to make the most of the glorious weather and had a few drinks together, especially seeing as they’d worked so hard.

I mean…everyone would understand surely?

[Allison Coles @allisoncoles]

I’ve been getting boxes from @MindfulChefUK since last April. Just cancelled because the Waitrose collab is new users only. Very disappointing. Customer support not interested. Other boxes exist…

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Woman simply explains why Shamima Begum should not be allowed back in the UK: