Allison Schulz, MBA

she/her ♈️ Sun, ♍️ Rising, ♏️ Moon, Ravenclaw 💙, 3w2, ESFJ, and whatever other quiz you want me to take.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Yearly reminder "Moderate" and "Apolitical" on a dating app is just code for "conservative but ashamed of it”.

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

not one woman who lived through 2016 is allowing herself to be fully excited right now. the body remembers.

[Allison Schulz, MBA @allisong4]

@Austin_Pl Hey you! As someone not involved in the Muslim or Christian religion, they are both just sounds to me! Not interested in debating the content of someone’s prayers to God, but the Lord’s Prayer is really no different than what you just described.

[Allison Schulz, MBA @allisong4]

It’s the same thing as church bells you fucking douche canoe.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance to Rogan on Sharia law in Minnesota: "I don't know where-- I know, there is a place in Minnesota I believe where they have prayer calls as a matter of local government. I do think that's happening."

(Vance is making stuff up. Fact check: https://t.co/NvYcNOSckZ)

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Trump says crazy things in a crazy way and Vance says crazy things in a normal way, which is frustrating because not everyone can hear beyond tone.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Joey Monda @joeymonda]

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison sounds like a Born This Way Ball interlude

[Allison Schulz, MBA @allisong4]

CUT HIS MIC #Debate2024

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

"First I want to respond on the rallies"

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Walz’s son is in tears

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Here’s the deal on Project 2025:

I coached high school football long enough to know that when somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they plan on using it.

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

having “not political” on your hinge profile at this point is so crazy to me like… you think you just fell out of a coconut tree??

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Like all regular people in America's heartland, JD Vance studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and wrote a bestseller trashing that community.

Come on.

I can't wait to debate the guy—that is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

[Maggie @maggswagger]

Wow, we really get the choice to vote for either a convicted felon or a guy sending our tax dollars to fund the bombing of innocents!!! This is America 🦅 cacawwwwwww 🦅

[Allison Schulz, MBA @allisong4]

God willing.

[Paul Huttner weather @paulhuttnerwx]

🚨Heads up Twin Cities area: 🚨
Flood watch issued for all of MSP and beyond through 4 am CDT Friday. 🌧️🌧️
'Training' storms developing north of MSP are likely to sag slowly south with torrential rains overnight. Potential for 3 to 5 inches of rain locally.

[Allison Schulz, MBA @allisong4]

Someday @MetroTransitMN will bring back the 134. I pray for it daily.

[jaelynn @jaej__]

i’m obviously NOT depression barbie bc my pride and prejudice choice is the 2005 Matthew Macfadyen version NOT the bbc version

[Allison Schulz, MBA @allisong4]

@maggswagger Also the dill pickle dip