Allison Huebert

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

What a privilege it has been to work for the most innovative company on the planet. Can’t wait to see what the future brings.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congratulations @Tesla team on a great year!

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@xwanyex Some places don’t have any permitting requirements outside bedroom/septic expansion. We practically gutted our house for a full remodel and we were not required to pull a single permit where we live.

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@BowTiedBroke Yeah but now they have AI 🫠

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@Realagassi03 The childbirth stuff is only done without pain relief if you decline the pain relief. You aren’t feeling any kind of stitches after an epidural.

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@sarahlol1863603 @DmitriThaSheep It is the most user friendly and requires no complicated maintenance (and no oil changes, etc.). Super safe and fun to drive.

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@sarahlol1863603 I purchased/own a Cybertruck and it’s my daily driver…love it so much.

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@enlightenedcoop You can just live your life and not obsess over this stuff, lots of people are normal

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@dumbbitchcap You need to ask the handyman to measure them so they are on the hook for the install

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@sofyamitchell

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@sofyamitchell @baltic_dan They can go to the bathroom inside and eat from a feeder for a few days if you need to go out of town. Of course you shouldn’t do this every week but it’s fine occasionally, especially if you have two. You can’t be gone from your house for eight hours if you have a dog.

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@LawrenceLepard Credit card chargeback, simple

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@allie__voss Also kind of boils down to people don’t want an uggo baby. Would assume a disorder with a similar level of intervention needed with no cognitive impairment that didn’t impact physical attractiveness would not inspire the same reaction.

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@allie__voss Suspicions of this wouldn’t even come up until late second trimester and most are not discovered until birth. My friend lost her daughter at 2 months to this. Glad to hear there are much better outcomes for many.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Me when I meet someone's cat for the first time

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@heavensbvnny First plan sounded better ngl

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@webdevMason By characterizing it as a moral failing they protect themselves a bit from the fear it may happen to them and feel a bit more in control in the face of something scary and uncontrollable

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@cremieuxrecueil The only cardio I get is running to catch my flight 😂

[Allison Huebert @allisonhuebert]

@lookingat_email @BorisBartlog @zachocean_ @Romy_Holland There are companies like @PeptidePartners that test each batch or you can even do your own testing. It’s not hard or expensive to make these compounds so no real incentive to cheat. Also the needles are soooo tiny you can’t even feel it.

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@DbauerBR549 @cremieuxrecueil Maybe I’ve been lucky but I’ve never seen/heard disruptive kids in the lounge. Mostly just sitting on screens or eating snacks.

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@Aella_Girl I’m assuming this is a choice made in advance, for example, if you knew you and your husband were genetic carriers of something bad so you decide not to have kids.