Allison M

Sarcasm expert. Foodie Novice. Self-proclaimed devil's advocate. People & Culture @rivaltechco & @reach3insights

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@Uber_Support Hey so your support didn't actually review and solved absolutely nothing. Can a manager or someone with some actual authority get in touch ASAP?

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@UberEats your support process is SO broken.

reported missing items and was asked to upload photos of items I did not receive.

BE serious. asked for escalation, agent refused, closed the chat, & the support ticket went nowhere.

It's only a few bucks... FIX IT.

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@tswifterastour Memememememe pls 🫶❤️

[Lisa Richardson MD @RicharLisa]

I’m fortunate to be spending the weekend with a very experienced human rights lawyer who outlined how vaccine requirements in schools and other institutions do not infringe on human rights but actually enable those who are vulnerable to participate fully/be included.

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@WFLBC I have no idea why or how he got hired again after he was turfed years back. He’s actually the worst.

[Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie]

THINK LIKE AN EPIDEMIOLOGIST:

The CDC’s recent announcement that the Delta variant has an average reproductive number of 6-9 has a lot of people concerned & many are asking me about whether this means we need COVID boosters.

Let’s talk through the math of how we might decide!

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@bcit are classes being cancelled due to the heat? Other institutions have closed today - pls advise.

[Joanna 🌈 @joanna_louise0]

Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal.

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@Matt_Jantzi @farhanmohamed @kennedystewart @jjhorgan I don’t disagree, this is part of the issue. No where to send those who desperately need the help.

[Karina Halle (on social media hiatus) @MetalBlonde]

2020 is really the year where Stone Cold Steve Austin is more progressive than JK Rowling.

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

Funny how one bad protester labels the whole movement, but a few bad cops are never supposed to represent all cops. 🤔

[ment @mentnelson]

The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The Black Plague lasted 5 years.

The Great Depression lasted 10 years.

You have been stuck inside for less than 2 months, please stop talking about oppression and stay home.

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@GinaShkeda Staying in Russia like - https://t.co/lePN7HrCi6

[Farhan Mohamed @farhanmohamed]

The “massive” group in “Downtown Vancouver.”

If that’s not fake news, I don’t know what is.

Go home. Stay home.

https://t.co/a6HSMG8n8n

[Offside @OffsideDH]

Only one #NHL team hasn’t agreed to pay its arena staff 👀
https://t.co/41y4w474RT

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

NBA PLAYER: *gets access to a coronavirus test*

SENATOR: *uses inside info to sell stocks before the market crashes*

NORMAL PERSON: *trades family heirloom for black market toilet paper*

[Allison M @allisonmhicks]

@orangetheory hi! my local studio is closed but I was still charged my membership fee - even though I was told it would be frozen. The studio is not answering any form of communication. $$$ is hugely important right now with and this is a really poor experience.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Look, if you had another shot, another opportunity... Thanks for having me @TheAcademy. Sorry it took me 18 years to get here.