Allison Evans

[Matt Roller @rolldiggity]

Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Allison Evans @allisonnevanss]

@_marissaevanss So we can’t be friends

[Allison Evans @allisonnevanss]

if you don’t remember this we can’t be friends

[Allison Evans @allisonnevanss]

Not all my yeast

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

boob

[Allison Evans @allisonnevanss]

@jas_ngraham I always assumed it was purple

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Allison Evans @allisonnevanss]

@toesuckersanon Is this like a bands new album or an observation

[LaFayette Lancer Lax @Lancer_Lacrosse]

We play because it’s fun, we win because it’s tradition

[LaFayette Lancer Lax @Lancer_Lacrosse]

https://t.co/pXlAl8Flnv

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

therapy:
-expensive
-boring
-intimidating

saying “bada bing bada boom” in a bad italian accent:
-free
-sounds badass
-fun

[Siya® @siyasoba]

The ooVoo & Kik time period was undefeated

[Jugo @jabb4x]

my girl just told me she’s never seen Matilda... Two kids later & she drops a bomb on me like this.... you think you know a bitch...