allison watson

auburn | atlanta

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

why wear pants when you could not wear pants and be so much happier

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

@TikTokSupport my account might have been hacked and i’m not able to log back into it, can you help me recover my account? i already sent you a DM!

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

if anyone is watching southern charm right now can you please tell me why there is one girl wearing a blue dress at the birthday party amongst a sea of pink, what does it mean does it mean anything at all ??? please

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Accidentally didn’t respond to any of the people I dearly love for 3 days

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

can lisa kudrow just adopt me please lisa if you see this just marinate on it for a bit

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

@mollyharrop HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously why though

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

@_Jen_Silverman @mollyharrop

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

@MrLovenstein @FeelingEuphoric @mollyharrop

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

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[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

@moniquelona @lexi_devine @mollyharrop

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

the Michaels website has a feature where you can chat live with other Michaels shoppers and it’s changed my life.

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

can’t tell if i’m narcoleptic or just lazy

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

i need to normalize not using “thanks, i washed it!” as a response whenever someone compliments my hair, i don’t need to let others know how low i’ve set the bar for myself

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

is anyone interested in paying me for just existing

[ᕦ(๑`^´๑)ᕤ @esoterroristt]

drunk ? sweetie this is psychedelic territory

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

@BenetH42 @chipgotajob

[an angel that paints @fr0lique]

It’s so precious. Knows nothing. Not even abc’s. Just eat leaf.

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

i’m like the nicest person you’ll ever meet yet also the biggest asshole and i’m not sure how that’s possible but i’m making it work i think

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

before i die i just want to have a casual conversation with john mulaney

if this never happens then just know i will most likely die unhappy as a result

[allison watson @AllisonWatson37]

the new assassins creed trailer is so badass fuck i can’t wait to be a viking