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listen to the river sing sweet songs to rock my soul

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

Auburn's gonna win the basketball tournament

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan lmao

[wint @dril]

a man asks God, how am i supposed to live, without George H.W. Bush
God simply said "That is why I made 2 george bushs"
The man just smiled.

[chip @chipgotajob]

@JColeTomberlin @GregMcElroy @FloridaGators This goes against my recently formulated opinion so I’m choosing to ignore it

[chip @chipgotajob]

About to pick out a Christmas tree, terrified I’m gonna brick it

[bobby @bobby]

it’s cool to have a fuckload of pine tar all over your helmet.

[chip @chipgotajob]

I love everytime someone on alabama fucks up there’s a shot of saban losing his goddamn mind then the camera pans to the player standing there like

[chip @chipgotajob]

Watching harsin coach football

[chip @chipgotajob]

Getting fitted for a tux at mens wearhouse

[chip @chipgotajob]

@pricehammond12 Women be shopping

[chip @chipgotajob]

@brookelbailey That meg myers superior version is on Spotify???

[chip @chipgotajob]

We need someone to send a killing machine back in time terminator style to stop the creation of the internet

[chip @chipgotajob]

Nantz could do play by play for a funeral and it would be entertaining

[wint @dril]

dogs love barking at me like 1000ft from their house. what are you a land surveyor. you don't know what a property line is bitch shutup

[chip @chipgotajob]

Listen I’m not saying that me tapping the outside of the plane while we’re boarding keeps us from crashing but I’m not NOT saying that either

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeep! 🧹

#WarEagle