Alli Taylor

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[mary clare @mcboyle_]

therapy: costs money.

driving alone on a sunny day, with the windows down, blasting @needtobreathe: free.

[Kyle @kkunta__]

So you calling my mom a liar?!?!

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

@nbcthegoodplace When you arrive at the party in the same costume. 😬

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

“you’re using Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut”
first of all, I don’t need an excuse

[ggg @silkybean]

everyone should be nice to me for one very big reason:
1. please

[KINLEY B @kakkkes]

taking applications for cute fall dates n stuff

[megan @chismosavirus]

i’m 1 meltdown away from crying about my life on a black snapchat screen so please be nice to me

[Landon Smith @landons33]

Always put your vehicle in park when you pull into work... watch till the end

[olivia @oliviafrey_]

why would i ever wear any of the cute clothes in my closet when i can just wear running shorts and the same four tee shirts that come down to my mid thighs every day

[FunnyRunning @FunnyRunningXC]

Can I have a doughnut belt to wear and eat off of while I race, or is that frowned upon?

[FunnyRunning @FunnyRunningXC]

Sometimes I like a food so much that I don't want to eat it because then there won't be any left.

[Holden Rodgers @holdenrodgers15]

At the end of the day, it comes down to who you pray about.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

all my friends are dead
push me to the edge

[andi taylor kirk @Andi_Taylor95]

@allitaylor01 PSA this is an actual representation of what happens when we are home together 🙈