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this is basically a catalog of times I've cracked myself up, feel free to also crack up

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my proudest accomplishment

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@ all men moisturize your hands and push back your. damn. cuticles. for the love of GOD

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@racheljoyedgren also love the mask over the mouth but not the nose

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I put myself down for a nap yesterday because I needed an attitude adjustment, act like a child get treated like one

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@ciecyp do the next right thing (ugh!!!!!!) so good

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@racheljoyedgren @hannahpancho I did it and my elbows crunched so much people thought my floor was breaking.......

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cried actual tears

[mia @miabongo]

i just got back from italy & was required to self quarantine in my room for 14 days so my parents ate every meal with me from the hallway. i don’t deserve them :’)

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I touch. my face. so muUUUUUUCH.

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@DylMillz Antioch university, but UW is also doing the same thing

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@DylMillz so close. my classes are now all via webcam, there’s no onsite classes for the rest of the quarter

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I still think a lot about the time I was on a flight and a. middle seat was empty and b. the lady on the other side wasn’t overly chatty and then c. when the drink cart came around, she bought me and herself a mimosa, smiled and went back to her knitting and movie watching!!!

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@racheljoyedgren I died pretty much

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nothing in the world is better than how Daniel’s face lit up when I walked into the gym

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my professor showed a video in class of a make a wish kiddo and I kid you not 80% of the class cried and he had to give us a break so we could gather ourselves grad school is wild

[Dee @figgled]

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma'
:')

[ENJOY! @Oel_Sound]

When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny

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@heusslady @tryguys @KeithHabs I SAW EUGENE AND KEITH THIS MORNING DRIVING TO CLASS IN SEATTLE

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okay but how much are these professors getting paid at hogwarts with mcgonagall over here buying harry a nimbus 2000 & do they need a school psychologist in 5 years?

[JT @JTSHEEPS35]

Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever 🤣🤣

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you know what's freaking awesome? marriage. it's all the big important stuff like weddings and first houses and changing names. but it's also pizza at 11 pm on a work night and figuring out how each other likes their laundry folded and I know I'm only like 3 weeks in but DANG

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hello I would just like to take a brief moment of your time to brag about living in the LA-ish area for 5 years and never once getting a parking ticket thankyouforyourtimegoodbye