Rachel

Laugh at my jokes

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Someone please tell me why the finale of Friday Nights Lights has me in my feelings rn.

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

@_abbeyjean Yes😂😂😂 I feel this.

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Gas prices are too expensive for my baby to be falling asleep in the car 😩

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

She stopped me yesterday and said "MICHELLE WILLIAMS"

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Not a woman at the gym telling me I look like a celebrity... when I asked which one, she said she couldn't remember 😅😅😅

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

He's so extra, now whenever I even sniff he whimpers nervously.

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Every time I sneeze my baby cries...

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

@CutliffSteven Neither does he 😂😂

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Tim keeps calling our cat "son" 😂😂😂

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

I don't want to be a nurse anymore, I just want to have a nice quiet office job where no one is dying.

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

I went to a Pilates class and the instructor was at least 75 and played the electronic version of an entire Pink album. 😩

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

@LukeBrake I think also a hard part of marriage is examining yourself and being willing to put aside your selfishness to act like Christ to and for your partner... If you are willing to let God work through you I think He gives you that richness! If not I think yes marriage is very hard 😬

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

How it started vs how it's going

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Which is fine until you're a woman trying to run at night and think every decoration is out to get you.

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

Southerners really love Halloween

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

@rachestelle_ I can't believe it has taken me this long!🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

So again I know I'm 10-15 years behind, but since I've had this baby I've started watching Gilmore Girls and Friday Night Lights

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

me on day two as a stay at home mom:
-made soup
-annoyed my baby with made up songs
-cleaned the vacuum
-finished an audio book
-did 5 squats
-texted my husband cute baby pics
now what??

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

@yagirlsuri I don't see the problem

[Rachel @racheljoyedgren]

This is from my coworker on the covid floor. We are normally a med surg floor and do not have intubated patients. This is real. Everywhere is so understaffed and we do not have enough beds or staff for patients.