lexa (she/her)

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

my name is alexa
i’m 21 years old
and i’m ENGAGED AS FUCK
@jayparks34

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

@Amy_Train I heard all of the horror stories about toxic shock syndrome and just couldn’t wear them comfortably!! I never trusted them when it came to leaking or anything else either - i <3 my saalt cup

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

MENSTRUAL CUPS OR DIE !!!

[jamie @JamieMolden]

This might be tmi but seriously ever since I stopped using tampons my period has been like 100x lighter and less painful…. Do with that information as you will

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[Drew Sanocki @drewsanocki]

My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

World’s Smallest Violin by AJR should be the national anthem
shit catchy as hell

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

@alexas_brown fuck em sis - this is all about you & your lova!! focus on what YOU two want together and make it happen, everyone else can kick rocks 🤍 CONGRATS SISTA!!!!

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

@GHOTlKA you saw oogie boogie’s budussy

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

@slvppy pewdie pie slender the arrival

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

We’re supposed to announce Logan and Deadpool will soon be the first R-rated movies on Disney+. But we all know some Disney movies should already be rated R for irreversible trauma.

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

@lavalamp491 I will never be this strong

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

chicken tortilla soup in the bingo hall is a recipe for disappointment

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

I’ll add in a kidney

[Maya @fairy__miley]

Miley Cyrus/ Never Be Me

[Maya @fairy__miley]

Miley Cyrus/ Never Be Me

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

I thought I read enough and then there was another slide I am literally losing my shit laughing

[princess mia✨ @fairygoldmuva]

y’all! people are unhinged!!! i tweeted the first screenshot and got this dm in response

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

@earthluvrx 🤝w/ a hybrid friend who said they would be cute together in high🤝

[lexa (she/her) @allli0016]

some of the cool things my cool students made

[Edgar @LifeOfEdgar]

You know you’re getting old when this is a live pic of you judging all those fireworks that are still going