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Not my dad ignoring me cuz he doesn’t wanna help me mow my lawn. Never going to family dinner again

[‧✩*⢄⢁✧ 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓪 ✧⡈⡠*✩ @spanishcvndy]

this summer imma be wherever the tequila at

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say what you want but Frank gave us White Ferrari

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Judge Judy TikTok’s are all I care about in life

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i was dreaming of Root Beer woke up walked straight to the fridge, I don’t have Root Beer. Gnight

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@m3xicanvaniIIa Hayden and I drank them and said we were gonna go out but I threw up in the shower and locked him outta the house

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@MorgenJarvis No lol

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Hozier has been my top played artist for four years, it’s just Cherry Wine on repeat

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I saved Johnnys life and he repays me w muddy, crummy paws all over the house

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HAHAHA I love being alive

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@borat42069 Me neither

[bwaylyss @effort_lyss_]

Fine I’ll admit it, I think Nick Kroll is sexy

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watching Grey’s and crying is my number one hobby

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@CaseyOToole idc what it costs someone’s gonna bring me eggs and a Big Mac or I starve

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there’s just one thing I can’t tolerate and that’s picking up my own food or groceries. No

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@m3xicanvaniIIa @kyIekennon No. It’ll come back, it has to

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@ryanfost5 Great, see ya there