Alyssa Forbes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Coca-Cola Canada losing the licensing rights to Nestea and rebranding their iced tea beverage as Fuze Iced Tea has been psychologically destabilizing for myself and I assume others

[Meg @heirmeg]

get u a ipad i’m telling u as long as u got a lil game to play the world could be exploding u won’t gaf

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

He hasn’t asked me to be his pint of Guinness for St Patrick’s day :(

[claire @clairelzbeth]

What is Mark Carney's plan to reduce the cost of Cadbury mini eggs ???

[Sam McKee @SamAMcKee]

😂😂😂

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

sorry i can’t come tonight i haven't had my six hours of alone time yet

[erika @yeeeerika]

you're acting up? right before santa clause comes to town? unbelievable

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Very few people are willing to admit it but Closer by the chainsmokers was the definitive song of its era

[si @OpenGymAnunoby]

No way I should be nervous about a sport I started watching last week like ????

[bort @tacobort]

I relaxed once in 2003

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

so happy for vladdy jr., who i learned existed two weeks ago and would now die for

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i think it's time we put the things i promised in my research proposal behind us

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[peegirl184 @peegirl184]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open