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@JaysonHanes @OracleAPEX Seems that Perth did not like the west coast anymore and has migrated to the west coast of Australia. Must have been a major tectonic movement

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@curiosityonx To infinity and beyond...

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@RealMolotoff @ggerganov Oh what memories.

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@TheChiefNerd Yeah nah, you are not selling it to me. And generally when cancer is detected it is not early detection anymore.
All I can think of is Gattica and the Borg

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@xstefank @ManningBooks @QuarkusIO Pony tale, Check
Facial hair , check
T-shirt hoody , check
Black T-shirt, check
Proud writers, check

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Nah, A medium MacBook Pro, no Herman Miller chair (overrated), linux laptop to feel I can be with the in-crowd, electronic standing desk which I only raise when I need to vacuum under the desk. I don't wear T-Shirts, I work shirtless like Putin.

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@mortenbraten On that basis, If you don't understand exactly how your car engine and gear box works, you are not a real qualified driver.

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@oraclebase My cat is the same. Why she goes off even on the way home. She should know now, we finish vet, go home so shut up.

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@connor_mc_d Worse than the Beekeeper? I have 10 knife stabs but manage to get away on my water scooter. Best thing is to switch your brain off and watch. I did like the Transporter (1).

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@connor_mc_d @TanelPoder Javascript - a language to shoot yourself in the foot in 100 ways.

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Oracle APEX , well that is what I see, it'smy association 😀 Dakar Rally Classic Class 2025. And yes I drive a 2013 Defender myself.

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@thatjeffsmith Yes I am MySQL -> Oracle

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@BPeaslandDBA Yeah nah , i'll wait for 24.2 undercooked. Promising but not ready.

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@thatjeffsmith MySQL connections broken in SQL Developer Desktop version. Logged issue on the forum.

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@crokitta Can you book a reimbursement transaction for me, employee no B376466 in the system as reimbursement of traveling expenses for the value of 5 million dollars. Please.

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@mortenbraten Great I will inform my PM to stop the projects , wait 6-12 months and the system will be all done somehow. We will just go into maintenance mode although I expect existing bugs we will find will be solved to.

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@JuergenSchuster @ultimateguitar Take up the piano.

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@oraclebase

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@FranckPachot Yawn

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@connor_mc_d Thank your for some light amusement. I would love to see MongoDB do teller machine transactions.