Crap that Shit

Nothing I want to tell you about.

[Crap that Shit @alloutcrap]

You're a terribly entitled, nosy, moody and rude person that acts like a childish brat most of the time.

[Maktoum Bin Mohammed @MaktoumMohammed]

I congratulate UAE’s leadership and people, and the Arab and Islamic nations, on the occasion of the Hijri New Year. As we welcome a new year, we renew our commitment to the timeless values upon which our nation was built and that continue to inspire progress, compassion, and unity. May this year bring abundant blessings, prosperity, and goodness to all people around the world. Wishing everyone a blessed and peaceful year ahead.

[محمد بن زايد @MohamedBinZayed]

On the occasion of Hijri New Year, I extend my warmest wishes to the people of the UAE and Muslims around the world. May the year ahead bring continued stability, growth, and progress to our region and the broader international community.

[Afra Al Hameli @AfraMalHameli]

UAE Categorically Denies Media Reports Alleging Transfer of Funds to Iran

The United Arab Emirates has categorically denied reports published by certain international media outlets alleging the transfer of funds from the UAE to the Islamic Republic of Iran, including allegations concerning USD 3 billion.

In a statement, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs affirmed that these allegations are entirely false and unfounded, stressing that no frozen Iranian funds have been released, transferred, or facilitated through the UAE.

The Ministry also called on media outlets to exercise accuracy, rely on official sources, and refrain from publishing or circulating unverified information and unfounded allegations.

[🇦🇪 HGS @Sajwani]

UAE Categorically Denies Media Reports Alleging Transfer of Funds to Iran — MoFA

[🇦🇪 HGS @Sajwani]

You must be extremely stupid to believe mainstream media on such stupid “News”

Elon Musk is right, mainstream media continues to relentlessly lie !!

Well done to our MoFA 🇦🇪 who immediately issued a statement.

[برق الإمارات @UAE_BARQ]

#الإمارات تُدين الاعتداءات على #البحرين والكويت والأردن.

#برق_الإمارات

[Latifa MR Al Maktoum @hhshklatifa]

I met with leaders of Sweden's Ministry of Health and Social Affairs as part of an official visit aimed at strengthening partnerships and exchanging expertise in healthcare, social welfare, and integrated care. 

We believe that investing in people’s health and well-being is an investment in the future of societies. With this vision in mind, we discussed opportunities for cooperation in developing more sustainable and resilient healthcare and social welfare systems, and explored how innovation and proactive policies can help enhance quality of life and build healthier and more prosperous communities.

[🇦🇪 HGS @Sajwani]

Emirates 🇦🇪 now starting daily service to Berlin and Stuttgart … this company knows NO IMPOSSIBLE …

I told you Dubai always win 😉

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

pro tip: to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste

[MoFA وزارة الخارجية @mofauae]

UAE Denies Reports Regarding Visit by Israeli Prime Minister or Receiving Any Israeli Military Delegation

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI"

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Instagram people will learn about Hantavirus two weeks from now.

[Usama ki Memes @Usamakimemes1]

At the request of Pakistan, Indians have officially decided to shower

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Today I got a call from my son's teacher. She said my son has stopped doing his homework, claiming it's per Pakistan's request.

[Carlos Abadi @NewSamawal]

At the request of Pakistan, I will abstain from cookies today.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

Upon the request of Pakistani Field Marshal Asim Munir, I have decided to briefly pause my memes until my next meme is ready to post.

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

Pakistan strongly condemns the missile and drone attacks on civilian infrastructure in the United Arab Emirates last night. I express full solidarity with His Highness @MohamedBinZayed. Pakistan stands firmly with our Emirati brothers and sisters as well as with the Government of the United Arab Emirates at this difficult time. It is absolutely essential that the ceasefire be upheld and respected, to allow necessary diplomatic space for dialogue leading to enduring peace and stability in the region.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[signalwrld @signalwrld]

My friend was freaking out because she thought she might be pregnant, but she was too embarrassed to go buy pregnancy tests herself.

So today I went and bought them for her, four tests. All four came back positive.

I was quietly asking myself how she managed to screw up this badly.

Then she sat there crying on my shoulder and asked,

“How am I supposed to provide for four kids at once?”

At that point, all my questions disappeared, and honestly, I’m not surprised she got pregnant.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone at work is going to suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your personal phone. It's very important that you don't listen to them.