The Jersey Devil

I'll be damned if we can make it out of this alive, baby.

One third of @CageFight_Pod

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@5sosliker Rent wasn't that cheap, after the 2008 crisis, the promised 40-50k entry level salaries dropped to 25-30k, and everyone of them had an extra $500 college loan payment due every month.

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Don’t fuck with nobody smoking cigarettes in this weather

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@danielgothits Take it from someone who has dressed like a cartoon character since adulthood. I recommend picking at least 2 colors so people who see you everyday dont get weird.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@danielgothits You won't be done forever depending on your deoderant and washer detergent. Also, if you prefer darker colors. Sonoma is a really affordable brand (Khol's) and I recommend buying them in 6's. Crew or v neck, comfortable, tagless, wear fine, collars don't bacon.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@Kristinartz Cream, used to low simmer garlic cloves, and a metric ton of butter.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@taste_of_tbone This is extra stupid, because the problem 'usually' isn't having people who know where tech needs to be upgraded, it's that each implementation usually requires a TON of existing infrastructure work, which is why execs have to pick and choose.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@TheRodged @uncledoomer I dunno, isn't it more that they are amoral?

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@bf_crane Not here for the Burnham part, but the Duplass bit makes sense in that Creep really works as a horror flick.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

Sorry to participate in discourse, but this is 100% the correct read.

[Verbal-Jitsu @VerbJitsu]

Josh Hokit got a Full ride to Fresno University where he was a dual sport all American. He graduated with a 3.5 in political science. The dude is a high achieving, highly educated, individual. H s very obviously doing a bit to be a pro wrestling heel. If you don’t get that, you’re an ignoramus.
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(Much love other than this stupid post)

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

When I was growing up, my dad tried to ban rugrats in our house because, "The adults are all idiots and the kids are always right, it's the wrong message." It had exactly zero impact on how I turned out so maybe it's more about the adult insecurities than the lessons the kids get

[Audra Worlow 🇺🇸 @audrawrongspeak]

The reason I banned Bluey from my house is I don’t like the family dynamics or the way the kids talk to their parents, and some of the characters.

The dad seems to always be giving into the kids every whim, and the kids seem to walk all over him, with very little respect paid to him.

Meanwhile the kids think everything is a discussion. There isn’t an instance of “No” or “This is what we’re doing.”, everything seems to be a discussion, every decision the parents make is up for a debate.

One example: Dad tells the kids no ice cream. Muffins dad gets muffin ice cream. Instead of explaining “Well, I’m your dad, I think you’ve had enough sugar, we’re not getting ice cream.” Dad gets the kids ice cream.

Kids also seem to have zero responsibilities. I haven’t seen Bluey or Bingo pick up any toys, clean their room, or do anything that isn’t actively playing.

They don’t help their parents around the house at all.

Finally the show just irritates me. The sounds, colors, the pace, I just find it irritating.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

I have a baby. I'm holding her now, because she has very bad gas and can't sleep unless comforted. Please send help.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

"And this tweet?"
"I understand it just fine."
"And what do you think about those doritos?"
"They're fine."

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

This just set the Left back 1,000 years.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@potatoslav Embrace being jersey trash. No one will let you forget it anyway, make it your weapon.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@TheWapplehouse Can anyone tell me how i can join a lodge of some sort? Where are the lodges for millennials?

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@TheWapplehouse The only other trick is acid. If you wanna test this taste theory, here's an easy experiment. Get a bag of doritos, a jar of pepperoncini, and a rotisserie chicken. Take a pinch of chicken, 2 doritos, and a whole pepper. Eat it in one bite. Salt, fat, acid.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@TheWapplehouse Seriously. My brother was a chef, and my household all likes to cook. Making a sauce? Deglaze and add a huge knob of butter. The other factor is salt, but they take it further. That dish need more salt? Why not use bullion paste? Or jump straight to the MSG cheat code.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@blondehotcoffee There are soooo many ingredients in the dressing.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@shoe0nhead @nkulw I am legitimately curious what the opening argument is, give the history of immigration in America is, other than a generic 'pull up the ladder' situation? Are contemporary immigrants less than historical ones? Can we take less advantage of them? What's the opener?

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

@TheWapplehouse Bonus points if you walk up hill.

[The Jersey Devil @allthelostsocks]

I feel like these new (to me at least) baby swaddles are just training our next generation to become escape artists. My kid can pull a Houdini in her sleep at this point.