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@LakeMerry fuck me i love a good lighthouse

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@Melitaalsole @SUBMARINER1941 2$ black coffee ???? i’ve never set foot in the us in my life but surely finding one that cheap is rare and probably really bad filter coffee

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why do people lie down after they get shot in the head? is it relaxing?

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@DoctorDoom420 @TheTweetGoblin_ @garrettkidney i haven’t seen the ending in years but i’m p sure ted finishes telling the kids the story and Then he goes to find robin. that could be a complete lie but i feel like i remember that happening

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@nosnawsyma going out so i can go to the afters so i can be at the morning afters so i can do the walk of shame at 3pm

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@alexa_bunn worse, it was bibble

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@youniqe420userX @brutalhalflife fr like have you not experienced cocaethylene as an adhd person. 4 beer + 1 line/2 bump = very clean house

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@ChartsUzi and also none of us even have a clue what happened the first time we’ll believe anything now. there was no secret twin all along? evil spencer arc? sure ! i rewatched it a month ago and im not sure that thats not the case

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shawty had them apple bottom jeans
(jeans!)
boots with the curse
(w̴̘̓ì̴͇t̴̟̋h̸̤̿ t̵̤͋h̸̭̅e̴̖̅ c̷͍̉u̶̥̐ř̸̤ś̶͚e̶̠̐!)

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@drit__ phone so dry i’m not even getting the spam calls

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@CynthiaErivo1 and they’ll win as well

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@ghostlymeows @chlocoate i’m 4 months pregnant, i don’t get to stop working my 12 hour, busiest bar in my city, job, im doing 25k steps a day too. like pregnant women aren’t just sat at home all day being pregnant

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and i’ve been saying that my whole life

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@maizie_star @ghostcoochie dont make any plans to go clubbing in south korea and you’re all sorted

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@wetakemanhattan the people you will meet on bumble bff as an adult are the people who don’t care if it’s cringe and those are the exact people you want to surround yourself with

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@HarryRickelton correct me if i’m wrong cause honestly there’s a lot going on in the world and this isn’t something i particularly spend a lot of time looking into, but they can join the eu once independent, no? and that seems all the reason enough

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@Michael_For14 @JakesScarfStash i have no idea. i also hate the “preparing you for the workplace” excuse cause ive worked in bars for years and so i just,,,,don’t wear nail polish for that because that has an actual reason for me not to do so. and then ill paint them for a night out and take it off the next day

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@JakesScarfStash @Michael_For14 nail polish, more than one set of lobe piercings, any other piercings, blazers off without permission, dyed hair, visible make up, necklaces - all p common in english schools

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@Michael_For14 @JakesScarfStash they put me in isolation for nail polish so option with the classic “we’re preparing you for the work place” excuse. like i’m not gonna be a surgeon if you keep taking me out of biology

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@no1quippyfan for how long ????

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@NatureWavess maybe they were more of a kirk mubarak kinda guy