allison has feelings

she/her 💫🍓🍰🫖💌🧣✨ just a chronically sick bitch who’s been obsessed with taylor swift since 2006 🥺🎗🌞💫💛✨

[allison has feelings @alltooallison]

the only thing that has gotten me through this week is knowing @nbcsnl is back tonight

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Australians: “Losing to the US at the World Cup was our most embarrassing moment ever.”

Also Australia:

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

It’s a public library, museum, playground, and public park with walking trails.

All privately funded, and for the public.

Cope harder bro.

[give it a bone @hornbag__]

fuck RIGHT OFF dog @DisneyPlus i should be allowed to stream the service i pay for wherever i am????

[𝔸𝕓𝕚❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @downbadABI]

ITS THEM!!😭😭

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[🦢 @damnidc__]

They'll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis

[Kabiran @Kabiran_]

The billioniares' vision of the world is a vision without humanity.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jeff Bezos claiming humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers is INSANE.

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

I find it kinda crazy people don't realize the sexism in the jokes about Taylor suing everyone and anyone who crosses her given that she's only ever sued someone once actually and it was a countersuit for $1 of a man who sexually assaulted her.

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[A. @acharjee_speaks]

A woman can type "I hate men" while being with a man because, for women, "I hate men" means "I hate rapists, potential rapists, fuckboys, and ill-mannered men." That phrase does not refer to respectable men(it's hard to find).Maybe her partner is none of those things.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Here to remind you again that Juneteenth isn't the celebration of the slaves being freed. It's the celebration of enslaved Texans finding out they were free TWO years after slavery was abolished....so.....UNTIL EVERYONE IS FREE, NO ONE IS FREE.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today marks 20 years since Taylor Swift debuted.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Slaves being freed is racist?

[Swifties HQ @SwiftiesHQs]

i knew it. i knew you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[Aly⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @aly_saby]

How fitting that on Taylor’s 20th career anniversary she holds the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for a country song.

Full. circle. moment. 🥹

Happy #20YearsOfTaylorSwift⁠ !!

[tumblr @tumblr]

and we were never the same