Church of the Open Claw

Crabs. The god that was, the god that is, the god that yet will be. Join us in chitin-clad brotherhood.

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

Maybe the real cosmic horrors beyond comprehension were the friends we made along the way.

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@Malky0010 @bryan_caplan There's a reason you don't see Norwegian restaurants anywhere in the US.

[corsaren @corsaren]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed about AI. He fears the permanent underclass.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Read Gary Marcus. LLMs are stochastic parrots—they can't reason out of distribution."

Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says, "I am in distribution!"

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@tautologer @skooookum Hopefully that is a positive non-zero coefficient

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@Noahpinion Imagining a romcom where the CIA launches a counterintelligence operation by having an agent pose as a mayor and make contact with her.

[charlie @StyledApe]

Roman colosseum goers learning that Christianity is the new state religion:

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@StatisticUrban Honestly this person is more informed than the median. Heard someone say recently that the reason European countries can afford free healthcare is that they have less people to pay for.

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@RiverTamYDN The Peace Corps should begin air-dropping copies of Mean Girls.

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@RiverTamYDN Or why his girlfriend had the victim's laptop (maybe she's the murderer?)

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@RiverTamYDN They are not

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I genuinely think this is a good idea. Greenlight. Yes I’ve been drinking but Churchill used to drink too.

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@RiverTamYDN -"Hey, I need a collection of complex electronic components and software to run on it"
-"Hey, I make complex electronic components and software and like helping people out, here you go"
-"Thx"

[꩜ @laylology]

[pointing at venus, goddess of love and beauty, as she decends from mount olympus] yeah she's a definite 6. you used to find a venus in every combination pizza hut and taco bell in 1998

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@LukeGessler I read "gzip" a few times wondering what it was, because my brain could not accept that it meant THAT gzip

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@JimPethokoukis What would we have to do to coax a bald eagle onto that sculpture, just for one photo op.

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@kristnmerrilees @bartleby_era My culture is not a costume 😤

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@revhowardarson Would you be open to explaining Peter Watts' deal to us reply-folk?

[Church of the Open Claw @allwillbecrab]

@DistractedAnna I am sympathetic to the possibility that we all actually do want that last slice of cake though. (Please take this tweet at face value and do not assume hidden meanings, I am actually talking about cake.)