Allison Joan

Avoiding entering the real world one school year at a time.

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

@Delta I’m not picky even Premium Select. Help a special ed teacher out ❤️

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

Hey @Delta, on my way home from Venice tomorrow at 1:20 to JFK from my honeymoon and see some Delta 1 seats open. We wouldn’t say no to an upgrade :)

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

@KamiApp #clearthelist

Hey Kami! I use your website everyday to help with making our class work fun and interactive! I would appreciate any help in getting supplies for this upcoming school year!

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[Allison Joan @ally1220]

@HiltonHotels Super disappointed by a resent stay at your Freepoint Hotel in Cambridge. Even more disappointed by how your employees handled things.

[Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults

[𖦹 @joliesarchivex]

new rule if ur pro life u have to adopt at least 5 children

[Sara Bareilles @SaraBareilles]

Once more for the people in the back: WOMEN DON’T GET PREGNANT BY THEMSELVES! Why is there zero sense of shared responsibility?! It’s pathetic, and I stand with the masses of you who are enraged and want to fight back. Hand me my armor. #BansOffOurBodies

[Brando @_b_lukes]

Ted Lasso Euphoria
🤝
Fuck Nate

[The Nearsighted Farseer @zaddyvince]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's 55 degrees in February and it feels like you just took a party drug.

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

If I see the phrase “forever valentine” one more time today…

[hoeppressatta @austiniovanna]

nyc this week

[Rob McClure @RobMcClure]

Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you. No one leaves for good.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

#Barkboxday

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

@spidhrboyyy Don’t forget this guy!

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

@gaegrlelwurd @everwei_ Search Soap2day

[E! News @enews]

Being an adult is realizing you're now more attracted to Coach Taylor than anyone else on #FNL. Happy birthday to the OG Zaddy. (📷: Getty)

[Allison Joan @ally1220]

@TMobile This is great!! I could use all the help I could get! #clearthelist #MagentaMagic

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