Ally

Living life one mistake at a time.

[Ally @ally_johansen]

@guerinaustin the biggest sox fan is excited she has her humans home to watch with her tonight but she’s a little bummed they weren’t able to sign Pesky’s Pole on opening day for her this year 🐾

[Ally @ally_johansen]

@MBTA 1669 to Wolcott Square

[Ally @ally_johansen]

@MBTA the 32 bus is packed w/ people sitting side by side & standing in the aisles because the front 3rd of the bus is blocked off to protect the driver (who is behind plexiglass!)... it’s blocking way over 6ft & putting us all at risk in the back

[Mayor Marty Walsh @marty_walsh]

Fire up the Duck Boats for the #WorldSeries Champions -- congratulations @RedSox, we can’t wait to welcome you home! #DoDamage #DamageDone

[Red Sox @RedSox]

The 47th manager of the Boston #RedSox, Alex Cora!

Welcome, @ac13alex! 👏👏👏

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Hey @EduardoNunez15 why don't you have a walk up song?

[Ally @ally_johansen]

@jessmer10s That's what Lewis asked last night!

[Ally @ally_johansen]

When you order enough Chinese food to deserve at least 2 fortune cookies and you get zero 😭😭😭

[Ally @ally_johansen]

The mix of everyone's perfume and freshly showered bodies after a night shift is so refreshing yet so nauseating at the same time

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Someone needs to put me in an asylum for using the oven when it's this hot out. At least it's probably air conditioned there.

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Some kid just hit my ankle with his razor scooter and it instantly brought me back to my childhood, except this time my screams were swears.

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Fenway Park now has Heinz ketchup.. dreams do come true 🙌🏼 #MyFenway

[Ally @ally_johansen]

It's nearly impossible for me to listen to Shape of You without imagining the Teletubbies dancing to it

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Maybe it's just a coincidence, but every time I have a coughing fit my upstair's neighbors stomp their feet and now I'm so self conscious

[Ally @ally_johansen]

I'm so glad my order from @Sephora that I used 2 day shipping on finally got here... 1 week later 🙄

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Got to leave work early so I decided to UberPool thinking I'd be alone but save money. I should've known only crazies Uber at this time 🙄

[Ally @ally_johansen]

What's a reasonable lie to tell your dentist when they ask how often you floss, when in reality you don't even own floss?

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Walked in my pts room just in time to see his brother jumping over his IV line & it get pulled out. Will I ever have a normal day at work?

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Every night I remind myself to take my medicine and then 5 min later I question if I took it or not. Is this what getting old feels like?

[Ally @ally_johansen]

Not sure if I hate Liz because I'm jealous that she's been w/ Nick or because she's one of the most annoying girls on the show #TheBachelor