allyj

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Feel like i could sleep until the weekend #howgoodwouldthatbe #weekendbluesalready

[Fact @Fact]

People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, upfront, and loyal with their friends, partners and family.

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Thats the shortest day done ✅ roll on the summer again 😎 #thatsplentyofwinter ✋🏽

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Its getting cold again and im actually glad! #winterwoolyslookedoot #fireson #rollonwinter

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Do not understand people who drive around with headphones in, like wtf #strangeaf 🤔

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

This is how I see yellow lights when I'm debating if I should stop or gas it

[Club 18-30 @club1830]

When you see the pictures you've been tagged in from Saturday night #MondayMotivation

[YoungPeoplesVillage @YPV_2020]

More decorated caravans! #ypv16

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Well done andy! Least there's something good to come out of scotland #AndyMurray #doneitforscotland 🎾

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

#fuckall

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

@EE ok thanks for checking

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

@EE have just sent you dm

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Why in this day and age is ee's 3G coverage terrible in laurencekirk #sortitoutEE @EE

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't.

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

#teacherlad 😂 https://t.co/2emgfHUFqb

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Bank account after highland show #howmuch #worthitforthebants https://t.co/EQuIe6BQTK

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

when u check ur bank account after a night out with friends

[allyj @ally_johnstone]

Made me chuckle 😆 https://t.co/2Z7D80zChb

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This vine is important https://t.co/NAo27Tek68

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there