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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[αℓєѕѕαи∂яα @ally_reed4]

@Clare_Crawley is wasting those men’s time as well as my own... the worst #bachelorette

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@Postmates_Help please tell me why my driver tried to fight me when I asked why my meal was over 30 min late??? I have video evidence!

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@Postmates_Help please tell me why my delivery driver just tried to fight me when I asked why my meal was 30 min late???? I have video evidence if you’d like!!!

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#lavatraction

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@tjggs_ @rosamooon Hahahaha when I got the notification I was like what could this possibly be about. Love it. I should rewatch the show

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@saawanhpatel @CBSBigBrother I cannot wait 😱😱😱

[relatable @byreIatable]

The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that they eventually use all the skills they learn at school

[CNN @CNN]

Meet Cassie, a versatile bipedal robot that can walk, squat, and balance all by itself https://t.co/Wev6debPFf

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

If you need to blow on a bag of chips to see if you are sober, you aren't sober. Don't risk a life by driving. #SB51 https://t.co/AJyo0U8VFJ

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Did you hear what happened with the groundhog this year? Today, he came up out of his hole and was immediately detained by Border Patrol.

[Will Jordan @williamjordann]

Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from @Gallup

Reagan: 727
Bush I: 1336
Clinton: 573
Bush II: 1205
Obama: 936

Trump: 8. days.

[Elliott ® @EOBRYAN13]

Just another reason I love working for Nike...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“We build too many walls and not enough bridges.” - Isaac Newton

[Nēv Schulman @NevSchulman]

Depression & Anxiety are nothing to be ashamed of. You are not alone 💖 1 RT = 5¢ toward #MentalHealth initiatives. #BellLetsTalk

[Lauren Bushnell @LaurenBushnell3]

But I promise choosing kindness is much more fulfilling and consumes FAR less energy. It opens doors you could never imagine.