Ally

Midwestern. Queer 🏳️‍🌈. Probably the shortest person in the room. #blacklivesmatter (she/her) @ allyhalla everywhere else

[Ally @allyallyhall]

OKAY so tonight I greatly misinterpreted the theme of a housewarming party. The theme was “dress like the state you’re from” so I’m thinking oh, Illinois, I’ve got this.

[Ally @allyallyhall]

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[jess @enchantedjess13]

lorelai gilmore would’ve loved doordash

[Ally @allyallyhall]

Queen of being so excited to eat the food that she takes a bite when it’s still too hot and can’t enjoy the rest of the food that she sacrificed the roof of her mouth to enjoy in the first place

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I went to college in the exact terrible years where you'd get super fucked up at a party then wake up in the morning to a facebook notification like "you were tagged in 84 pictures in the album BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL - SENIOR WEEK 2009" then brace to die of utter humiliation

[kev @bigtallgayguy]

this is how your email finds me

[Ally @allyallyhall]

My friends it was a cat

[Ally @allyallyhall]

We have a few neighbors who go pretty all out for Halloween. Swinging ghosts, life-sized skeletons and scarecrows, etc. Last night, I was walking Chessy and looking at what I thought was a Chucky doll looking over a short wall in front of the house.

THEN IT MOVED

[Ally @allyallyhall]

Naturally, I screamed. I screamed and yanked my dog behind me into the street. I screamed so loudly that my neighbor came running out of the house yelling ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY. Chessy is barking now and zooming back and forth. I yell “WHAT IS THAT”

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[Erik Winther Paisley @ewpaisley]

People focus on careers and politics and the Discourse and never stop to think what Midsommar would have been like with Jennifer Coolidge instead of Florence Pugh.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Nothing is scarier to someone above the age of 30 and having a relaxing drink than watching a DJ start setting up.

[kk *is still awake* @kmkrout]

Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.

[Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward]

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[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! WHO CARES IF ANYONE AGREES WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS RIGHT! CRITIQUE THE SYSTEM INSTEAD OF WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE IT! BEYONCÉ ALREADY GAVE US THE SOUNDTRACK! OUR DUTY IS TO DANCE! FILING SYSTEMS! EDITS!INDIGESTION! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Black holes sound as creepy as you were hoping